you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Randomize
