Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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