the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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