that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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