Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
