i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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