I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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