You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
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and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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