Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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