i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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