youre lurking in front of me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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