if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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