Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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