Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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