i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
