she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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