I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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