If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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