Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
