I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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