she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
