seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
