forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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