im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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