Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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