Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.