she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum