I think I died a long time ago.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.