One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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