so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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