i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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