Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wish i was in the wii world.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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