no. you can't hotbox the world.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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