Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
More tranny stories later!
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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