So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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