It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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