Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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