We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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