Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
