I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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