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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  At least make sure they are 18

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  Why

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.

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• (831): View more from California

  Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.

  (253): View more from Washington

  Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??

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