plz talk dirty to me
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.