giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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