your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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