its not stalking. its research.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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