Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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