She announced her abortion via fbk
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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