It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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