Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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