Don't make out with my wife yet
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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