They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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