I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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