I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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