we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you