her vagine was all disorganized.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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