Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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