just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
