Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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