yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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